What the heck is going on around here?
Crash-landed in the strange and beautiful city of Dayton, Ohio, Awful Waffle Press creates bold, unusual, and affordable lifestyle products to ignite your imagination. We believe that what makes you different is what makes you special. That's why we design products that turn heads, spark conversation, and empower you to express yourself truly. Every Awful Waffle Press product is crafted to connect with your unique existence, because your individuality deserves to be celebrated.
Anthony Deitz is the sentient lifeform responsible for this whole, unfortunate, mess. He’s kinda just this depressed weirdo who makes art in Ohio. His art is inspired by surrealism and expressionism, as well as different forms of sequential art and animation. He often feels like he’s being torn apart from the inside out (don’t worry - it’s probably nothing). For professional inquiries, please reach out: here.
FAQ
How long will my order take to ship?
Orders will usually ship between 5 and 7 business days.
Do you ship internationally?
Basically, yes
but . . .
International deliveries can take anywhere from 7-21 days, sometimes even longer, to arrive depending on where it's going and how it's shipped. You'll get a tracking number, but once it reaches your country, tracking might be limited since your local postal service takes over.
You might be charged additional customs/duty fees depending on your country's rules. These fees are your responsibility, and we can't predict how much they'll be beforehand. They also aren't included in the shipping cost.
Once your order leaves our ghoulish little hands, we can't be held responsible for lost or damaged packages during international shipping. Unfortunately, we can't offer replacements, refunds, or returns on international orders in these cases.
Can I update my address after placing an order?
If you realize you checked out with an incorrect address, please reach out to inform us as soon as possible to see if it can be updated. We cannot guarantee we will be able to make the change before the order ships.
My order was returned to sender, what can be done?
If there was an issue with delivery and your package was returned to sender, we will reach out via email to see if you’d like your package re-shipped to an updated address.
If you’d like it re-shipped, we will send an invoice for the new shipping charges. Your package will be re-shipped once these additional fees are paid (YES, this even applies to orders that were originally shipped at no charge to the buyer).
If you are not interested in having it re-shipped, or if we do not receive a response within 5 business days, we will refund the order (less our shipping costs - YES, even if your order was originally shipped at no charge) to the original method of payment.
My order was lost in transit. Can you help?
Unfortunately, in this hectic and unpredictable world, once an item is picked up by the carrier, we cannot be held responsible held responsible for any lost or missing packages. Refunds/ replacements are not offered if an item is lost by the carrier.
Please contact your local post office for help if you suspect your order has been lost or stolen.
I received the wrong item or am missing part of my order. What can be done?
If you receive an incorrect item or are missing something from your order, please know that this is very rare and we are so so sorry!
If this happens to you please contact us here as soon as possible and we will get you taken care of. Don’t worry, we’ll get back to you in a timely manner, despite what the caption says.
Why do you draw so many skulls?
Because I’m literally a dead guy. What do you expect?
Why do you draw so many clowns? People hate clowns, don’t ya know!?
Because life’s a joke, and so am I.